As it stands, through mid-December, 2017
Bible: A word with one too many lower case b’s in it.
Chronic depression: sad infinitum.
Dramamine: A remedy for sickness caused by turbulence.
Drama Mine: An inexhaustible source of emotional turbulence. See “Family Thanksgiving.”
Epiphanish: A slightly illuminating event. Less enlightening than an epiphany.
Eyesite: an optometrist’s Internet presence.
Mendicant: Over-the-counter, DIY epesiotomy repair kit.
Oligarchy: a political and economic system constantly seeking the razor’s edge balance between “maximizing profit at the price of human misery” and “increased guillotine production.”
Prickocious: showing inclination toward being a total dick, from a very early age.
Refrain: the part of a song you probably SHOULDN’t sing repeatedly.
Schizofrenulum: A diagnosis, for a penis that sometimes looks circumcised, other times not.
Selficionado: A connoisseur of the finest selfishness.
Self-o-facing: synonym for masturbater.