Fruit-smack-a-lips Now!

A friend from Journalism school finally got funding for his madcap animated movie about a bunch of fruits that save the world.

“Big name cast, top to bottom,” he tells me. “Morgan Freeman plays a grape πŸ‡ . Katy Perry is a banana 🍌 . Chris Pratt is a cantaloupe 🍈 . And the star of the whole thing is…GET THIS! Tom Cruise as a strawberry πŸ“!”

“Big mistake,” I say.
“What?” he asks, furrowing a worried brow.

“Did journalism school teach you nothing? You berried the lead! Never berry the lead!!”

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